Kisah Nasi Lemak
Suatu hari, seorang ibu menghantar anaknya yang baru berusia 5 tahun menaiki bas ekspres Kuala Lumpur - Kangar. Ibu itu berpesan pada pemandu bas "Encik.. tolong tengokkan anak saya ya... Nanti kalau sampai di Ipoh... cakap pada anak saya."
Sepanjang perjalanan, si anak ini cerewet sekali. setiap seminit dia akan bertanya pada penumpang disebelahnya.. "Sudah sampai Ipoh belom?"
Hari mulai malam dan anak itu masih terus bertanya-tanya. Penumpang disebelahnya menjawab.. "Tidor aje la.. Belom sampai lagi ni.. nanti kalau sampai saya akan kejutkan!"
Tapi si anak tidak mahu diam.. dia pergi ke depan dan bertanya pada pemandu untuk kesekian kalinya,
"Pakcik.. sudah sampai Ipoh ke belom?"
Pemandu yang sudah keletihan menjawap soalan itu berkata.. "Belom! Tidur aja la! Nanti kalau dah sampai kat Ipoh.. pasti dikejutkan..!"
Kali ini, si anak tidak bertanya lagi, dia tertidur nyenyak sekali. Kerana suara si anak tidak kedengaran lagi.. semua orang di dalam bas lupa pada si anak, sehingga ketika sampai di Ipoh.. tidak ada seorang pun yang membangunkannya. Hinggalah melepasi Alor Setar.. si anak masih tertidur dan tidak bangun-bangun.
Tersedarlah si pemandu yang dia lupa membangunkan si anak. Lalu ia bertanya pada para penumpang..
"Encik-encik dan puan-puan sekalian.. bagaimana ni.. perlukan kita hantar semula anak ini?" Para penumpang pun merasa bersalah kerana turut melupakan si anak dan setuju menghantar si anak kembali ke Ipoh... Maka berpatah kembalilah rombongan bas itu menuju ke Ipoh.. Sesampai di Ipoh... si anak dibangunkan. "Nak! Sudah sampai di Ipoh! cepat bangun!" Kata Pemandu.. Si anak bangun dan berkata.. "Oh sudah sampai ya!"
lalu si anak pun membuka beg pakaiannya dan mengeluarkan nasi bungkusnya.. Seluruh penumpang kehairanan... "Bukankah kamu hendak turun di Ipoh?" tanya pemandu kebingungan.
"Tidak lah.. mama saya pesan.. kalau sudah sampai di Ipoh.. saya boleh makan nasi bungkus ni!"
Comments (2) 21.06.2007. 12:33
Things you should know
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO.
A few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -
EMERGENCY I
The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 . If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
EMERGENCY II
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
EMERGENCY III
Subject: Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys * 3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
EMERGENCY IV
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
21.06.2007. 12:24
Latest Tactic used by Robber
Ladies...please take care!
New theft technique Just received this latest theft technique used by robbers. It seems feasible so take heed. Warning for all the ladies out there; and men please inform your significant other. (And, hey, it could happen to the guys!)
The Latest Scam: Robbing Females using the restroom/"ladies"/bathroom at a Shopping Mall... The way the scam works is, a man slips into a women's rest room and sneaks into a unit. He waits until there is only one woman in the restroom in a neighboring unit/stall.
The criminal then stands on the toilet seat and points a hand gun into the next unit/stall, demanding the woman's valuables. Aftergetting her cash and jewellery, he demands that she remove all of her clothing and kick them out of the unit/stall. The thief tosses the clothing into a shopping bag, hangs an "out of order sign" on the restroom door outside, and slips back into the mall. The "out of order sign" ensures no one will soon come to the woman's rescue.
It usually takes an hour or two for the woman to work up the nerve to leave the rest room in the nude, giving the criminal ample time to make his get away. The woman is left naked humiliated in a mall full of strangers.
The best defense, say police, is to never go into a shopping mall restroom alone, as only women who are by themselves are targeted.
This has so far been a nearly perfect crime, as none of the perpetrators have been caught.
Don't let this happen to another woman.
21.06.2007. 11:45
